How to Make a Day

Bongani grew up in Johannesburg SA. He went to law school in London .

After his studies he decided to go back to Johannesburg, because he could be a big and rich man in Jo’burg.There he opened his new private law office.The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office and decided to make a big impression.

As the man approaches the door, Bongani pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat.
Bongani said into the phone: "No no no. Absolutely no. You tell those falks in New York that I am not traveling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks.…."Yes. The Court of Appeals has agreed to hear the case next week. "I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support."Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and ..."

The visitor sat patiently as Bongani rattled instructions. Finally, Bongani put down the telephone and said: "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy.

What can I do for you?

The man said very gently with jittering smile: "I'm from Telkom .. I've come to connect your phone."

Thanks Mdau for the humour caption