Friday Humour!

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor

man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also..'
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But Sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place..

The grass is almost a foot high.'

What do you think now, was he too kind or too exploitant?!!!!

Mzaha kwa Tanesco!

Utani mwingine bwana.....

Ati kwa sababu nyaya za umeme za Tanzania hazipitishi umeme kwa sababu ya mgao, kwa hiyo kwa sasa hazina la kufanya zaidi ya kujitafutia michezo ili kupitisha muda zikishirikiana na nguzo.

Mojawapo ya michezo inazofanya ambayo ni ya kitoto ni kuruka kamba kama unavyoona katika opicha hiyo hapo juu :-)

Give Your Week a Smile

Smile is just a smile. It always increase facial beauties!
It also make your life more meaningful!

Photo from FPs

Japan Beats USA to clinch 2011 Women World Cup

Few minutes ago, USA has proven that today they were not in better shape to score through penalties after missing 3 out of 4 penalty shots and lost the game to Japan who scored 3 out of 4 penalty shots. Therefore Japan were crowned the Queens of 2011 FIFA women world cup winners after winning the final game by penalties 3 - 1 against USA.

Japanese player, Kumagai was the scorer of the winning goal after beating USA goalie Solo.

Up to the end of regular time, the score was 1 - 1, at extra time Japan equalise for the second time in dying minutes of  this period forcing the game winners to be decided by penalties.

Awards given to individual players

Best player Solo - USA
Best Goalie Solo -USA
Golden boot - Sawa - Japan
Golden ball Sawa - Japan

Nice Weekend

I have nothing to write... Just wishes you a nice weekend!

Rostam Aziz Kujiuzulu Ubunge na Ujumbe wa NEC: Hotuba Kamili

Rostam Aziz, ambaye ni mbunge wa Igunga, au aliyekuwa mbunge wa Igunga kama amekubaliwa kujiuzulu, jana kwnye muda wa saa 7 mchana alitangaza kujiuzulu nafasi zake zote za kisiasa alizozipata akiwa ndani ya CCM na kubakia kuwa mwanachama wa kawaida.
Alitaja sababu nyingi lakini kubwa ni kuwa amechoka na siasa za uchwara na tuhuma zisizo na ushahidi ambazo zimekuwa zikielekezwa kwake kwa muda mrefu. 
  
Hotuba yake kamili inapatikana hapa 
Mbali ya kutoa sababu hizo, alijivunia mafanikio aliyoyapata kwa kipindi cha miaka 18 aliyokuwa mbunge, mara baada ya kushinda uchaguzi mdogo kufuatia kifo cha aliyekuwa mbunge wa Igunga Charles Kabeho. 
  
Kuna mabo kadhaa wa kadha yaliyojitokeza katika mkutano huo aliouita wa kuongea na wazee wa Igunga.

Kwangu naona kama alichelewa mno kutoa uamuzi huu, na hivyo kuendelea kupakwa madongo kwa tuhuma mbalimbali alizohusishwa nazo ikiwamo ya kampuni ya kufua umeme ya Richmond na baadaye Dowans (ambayo ilikuwa inasemekana ilikuwa ikitumia anuani ya posta na abarua pepe ya huyu mheshimiwa mstaafu), na pia kuna nyaraka mbalimbali za mawasiliano kati ya Tanesco na Dowans ambazo zilikuwa zinalitaja jina lake katika masuala ya makubaliano katika mktaba tata uliowekwa kati ta ya Tanesco na Dowans. 
  
Ingekuwa busara mheshimiwa huyu angechukua uamuzi wa uwajibikaji kama alivyofanya aliyekuwa mkuu wa IMF au Mzee Mwinyi wakati ule alipokuwa waziri wa mambo ya ndani. 
 
Nina matumaini mwenyekiti wake atakubaliana na uamuzi wa kada huyu ili kujenga imani kwa serikali yake kuwa ni sikivu na inayowajibika kisheria kwa sasa. 
  
Mengi tunawaachia wanasiasa na wanachi waamue....

Wonders of the World. Parasitic Twin Removed in India

Eight year old Deepak Kumar Paswaan from India will finally have a normal childhood after his “parasitic twin” has been surgically removed. The boy who became known around the world by the nickname “octopus-boy” was born with partially developed legs and arms of his undeveloped twin growing from his chest.  
  
The boy was stigmatized for eight years; by some he was perceived as an incarnation of God, while others thought of him as the devil in the human body. 
   
In order to allow the boy to have a normal life, four-hour operation of removing his undeveloped twin was performed in a hospital Fortis, the Indian city of Bangalore in June this year and boy is recovering successfully and begins to live a normal life.


The boy first appeared in the media in February when the shares started collecting money for an operation that would remove the extra limbs of a boy. 
 
“I’m tired of it to be different from other kids, I just want to live normally,” said Deepak after surgery.

From funguerilla

Mabango Mengine Yanapotosha Maana

   

Kwa kawaida huwa napenda kusoma matangazo na mabango ya biashara yanayobandikwa sehemu ambapo yanaitaji kusomwa. 

Wakati nilipokuwa naliangalia bango lenye tangazo la uvuvi haramu wa kutumia baruti hilo sehemu ya kivuko upande wa Kigamboni, kwani ndilo linalowapokea watu wanaoshuuka katika pantoni nilijikuta najiuliza kama kweli bado ninakikumbuka kiswahili sawasawa. 

  

Nilivyofahamu mimi ni kuwa maandishi mekundu ni kwa kiswahili na ya kijani ni kwa kiingereza, lakini nilipojaribu kutafsiri mwenyewe kila mahali nilijikuta nagonga mwamba. 

  

Hata hilo neno kizazikijazcho sikulielewa, nahisi walitaka kuandika kizazi kijacho, nina wasiwasi hata walioandaa bango hilo walitoa oda maalumu kutoka "China" 

  

Bado najiuliza... hatuna watu wa kuhakiki kinachoandikwa, au wote wamesoma sekondari za kata maarufu kama sekondari za maamuzi magumu!