Magic: Being able to make private part disappear

How can you make somebody's private parts disappears just before the act of sex!!!

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Damn Computer!

You can invite heart diseases!



Your kitchen .... and laundry will move to your office!



This is terrible stage

And finally ....




Go and work!

Thanks Mdau for compiling!!

Semenya:Hermaphrodite???

Yule mkimbiaji wa Afrika kusini Semenya (Pichani juu)aliyeleta utata kuhusu jinsia yake kwenye mashindano ya riadha ya dunia yaliyofanyika Ujerumani, inasemekana amegundulika ya kuwa ana jinsia zote mbili, lakini ya kike haijakamilika, na ya kiume pia korodani zake hazikuwa zimeshuka toka tumboni.

Habari hii imewakasirisha sana watu wa Afrika kusini, akiwamo rais Jacob Zuma, kwa kuwashutumu waliotoa habari hizo wanaingilia undani wa maisha ya mtu kwa uhusiano wa mtu na daktari wake kwa kutoa habari zake nje bila idhini ya Semenya mwenyewe

For more inforead HERE here and HERE

Mexico: Another blow?

Another blow to Mexico tourism industry, Around 5 people belived to Bolivian in origin, yesterday (Loonie day) attempted to hijack Mexican liner from vacation town of Cancún to Mexico city, but they end up in Police custody. All passengers and crews were reported to be safe.

This follows hit of swine flu this year and war against drug traffickers which all hampered tourism sector.

Uchumi wa Mexico unategemea kuporomoka zaidi hasa kwenye sekta ya utalii ukizingatia utekaji huu umetokea kwa watu waliokuwa wanatembelea mji maarufu wa utalii, ukichanganya na mafua ya nguruwe, na madawa ya kulevya, hali inaweza kuwa mbaya zaidi.

09.09.09 - Spannish lunatic day?

Alguien era diciéndome que muchos nines en el mundo de Spannish, significan día loco.

¿El hoy es 09.09.09 hace esto significa que mucha gente en el mundo de Spannish ella es enojada?

Soy apenas un mensajero.

No me sople para satisfacer

Ubebaji wa mizigo mipana! - Wide load

Huu ni ubunifu wa aina yake kwa kubeba mzigo mkubwa ukitumia mtaji wa masikini (nguvu zake)




Kuokoa muda na mafuta!!




Wide load

Sasa je!

Photo from Travellernews

Medical Advances

Dr Chung robot nicknamed as Chungbot has made wonders on medical treatment for people who suffered severe burns in the US military hospital in Iraq.

With his proxy’s cameras zooming and wireless antennas beaming, Chung stood in a kitchen in Virginia and examined his patients from 1,500 miles away, providing a connection between doctor and patient even as Chung was on vacation.

Use of the robot began as an Army telemedicine pilot project several years ago. But its success in allowing Chung to check on patients while deployed and in training nurses far away means the Chungbot.
Using the robot allows Chung to examine wounds and interact with the patient, though someone else at the bedside takes vital signs and provides hands-on care at the doctor’s instruction.

One badly wounded soldier was brought here after Chung and others treated him in Iraq, and the staff in Baghdad wondered how he was doing. Instead of calling for an update from a doctor here, Chung was able to log in and roll the robot over to the patient with the Baghdad staff looking on.

The robot is controlled with a laptop and joystick and wirelessly transmits images and sound between doctor and patient. Two camera lenses and antennas sit above the screen. Sensors along the bottom keep Chung from running the robot into walls and warn him when someone is approaching it from behind.

There are about 250 similar robots are being used by civilian hospitals
The Chungbot recently began a rotation as a trainer, allowing deploying nurses from Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio to get more specialized burn injury training at a patient’s bedside.

This is far more advanced as compared to normal telemedicine where consultations with specialists in those cases are often done over the phone, leaving the specialist without the ability to see the patient and injury — something that could change with this type of technology, he said.

Michael Jackson: Finally to be burried today

May be I should say that... " finally, the body of Michael Jackson will be buried today" at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park today. MJ will join many other celebs at Forest Lawn.

His coffin which cost around 20,000 pounds will be decorated by messages of love and affection from his children expressing how they miss him.

This cemetery was established by Credit Hubert Eaton in the early last century. He was an engineer and he decided to name it a park because he thought the word cemetery does not sound good. He even proposed to people to do wedding ceremonies at his property, among the big names who wed there is the former US president, the late Ronald Reagan who was married by Jane Wyman at this park.

Eaton himself is buried in the main chapel under the altar

Sometimes classical music is played in absence of any living people within the compound behind closed gates. May be is played for the ones who are in eternal rest in there!!!