Hongera Mama

Lao mama wa kibaraza hiki anasheherekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa.

Niseme nini tena..... Kama si yeye, wewe msomaji usingepata fursa ya kukodolea macho Hadubini.

Ninamtakia afya njema, na mwakani tena tusheherekee sikukuu kama hii.

God bless

What's is eating Somalia?

The above small fishing boat, can carry more than 120 passengers to Yemen


Yesterday.... innocent people including students were killed in Somalia for stupid reasons
It is a very sad incidence.

Piracy, is still a major problem from Somali people.


Many poor people from Somalia, they run away from their country to the neighbouring countries, including Yemen as refugees.


I managed to see a video, which was shot by a french guy who travelled with the human smugglers from Somalia to Yemen in very compacted boats, the crews, almost throughout the journey ..... they whipped their passengers for .... to calm them, it is funny... doing psychological disturbance, any yet they swindle them around 50 - 100 USD. At times, they may throw some passengers into the sea if they cant add more money in the boat, which was out of negotiations, those who are thrown into the sea, of course they have to face death.
Anybody boarding these boats, signs a warrant of death, I mean theoretical, and they know that.

In the past, one of my friends went there for medical camps, chaotic queue was out of control, many clients came in were oldies, women and children. The host went inside and came out with a gun, and fire into the air, then everybody went on line!!

Is this madness or what......

Somalia: Suicide Bombing at University Graduation

A male suicide bomber dressed as a woman attacked a university graduation ceremony at the Shamo Hotel.Thursday, killing at least 15 people, including three Cabinet ministers and three journalists

The first class graduated a year ago. Before then, almost two decades has passed since anyone earned a medical degree in Somalia. In the December 2008 ceremony, held at the same hotel, the graduates proudly hoisted diplomas into the air. This year, there was mayhem as the bomb went off, leaving the dead and wounded in bloody heaps.

Several hundred people had gathered inside a decorated ballroom in the Shamo Hotel to celebrate the graduations of the medical, computer science and engineering students from Benadir University.

The school was established in 2002 by a group of Somali doctors who wanted to promote higher education in a country where physicians have become the victims of the seemingly endless violence. Medical degrees are obtained after six years of study.

The best advertisement of the month

Hmm, sometimes we should be very careful on our adverts!!

Toothpaste companies should come with special remedies for gums and tongue. People they live longer bwana!

Smile at comedy zone

Bwana Madevu

Ufugaji wa ndevu upo wa aina nyingi.

Wakati mwingine ni vizuri utoke kivyako vyako. Lakini yote kwa yote... this is very funny.

Sifahamu usafi wa meno nk anaufanyaje, na kama ana wife.... Duh!!

Image form Holiday Matinee

Tallest woman in the World a..k.a. Ngongoti wa Kike

It seems... she was saying.... dont afraid ough!
Inabidi jamaa ajichekeshe chekeshe, na kutuliza mkono mfukoni kupunguza tetemeko la mwili



She is 7'4" and weighs 320 pounds.

Mnapewa onyo, kwa wale mnaopenda kutoa vi-date kwa kupitia simu au picha ya uso kwenye mtandao...... Muwe mnakwenda na dawa za kupunguza BP kabisa na tayari kwa lolote :-)

Rwanda: Newest Commonwealth Member

Rwanda has been granted Commonwealth membership.

This was announced in the Commonwealth summit at Trinidad and Tobago.

It is the greatest achievement to Rwanda which has been transformed from Francophone to Anglophone in all sectors including education.

Rwanda will enjoy all the benefits of commonwealth countries, which currently there are 54 members, but 2 have been suspended for "political issues", from Africa the suspended country is Zimbabwe.

I do hope from this membership, probably Rwanda will change the driving system and allows right hand drive cars so that wananchi will benefit from relatively cheap cars rather than left hand drive cars which are expensive even when you buy kamtumba.

Ulevi huu.... Haufai Kabisa

Kuna mlevi mmoja alitoka kwenye sherehe ya kumkaribisha bosi wao mpya ambayo iliisha kwenye muda waa saa 4 usiku. Kwa kuwa kulikuwa na pombe za bure, alizifakamia kwa spidi ya Usain Bolt, na mara akawa taabani.

Baada ya sherehe kufungwa, waliondoka, na yeye kuona bado ni saa 4 tu, akajishauri kupitia baa ya kijiweni ili kufukuzia harufu kabla ya kwenda nyumbani.

Kwa mtazamo wake, alipofika kwenye "baa" yake maarufu alijitoma ndani na kukaa kwenye kiti saafi, na kumwagiza mtu aliyemuona kama muhudumu kwa kejeli na t's*

Mlevi: kilimanjaro baridi haraka wee @O*'\".

Muhudumu huku akicheka kwa kejeli akaenda kumchukulia maji ya kilimanjaro.

Huku nyuma, akabaki binti wa miaka 15 hivi, na mlevi akarusha neno....

Binti akamshangaa, na kuondoka karibu yake.

Mlevi kuona anakosa alichotaka .... akamwamwambia huyo binti

Mlevi: Ati we binti unanikimbia, hujui ya kuwa jana tu nimelala na mama yako

Mara "muhudumu" akarudi na maji, na mlevi akawa anajiandaa kuporomosha tusi kwa kuletewa maji badala ya bia, lakini kabla hajafunua domo lake.... mhudumu alishasikia yote kwa bayana kauli ya huyo mlevi. Akamwamuru Mlevi, tafadhali Baba Pasua, naona umelewa sana, ingia chumbani ukalale. Mambo mengine tutaongea kesho.

Mlevi kwa ghafla akahisi kama kapigwa na radi vile......

Kwa ufupi, Mlevi hakuwa baa kama ulevi ulivyomdanganya, alikuwa amefika nyumbani kwake. Muhudumu ni mkewe na binti ni mwanaye.

Tafakari ujumbe huu, na nakutakia weekend njema